Would you say I was 100% not pregnant?

Yeah, I'm going to say you're not pregnant and you should really learn more about what you're dealing with before messing around with it. Take a sex ed course or talk to your parents or a doctor. It's totally awkward, but it's so very important that you're aware of how everything works, so you don't screw up your life like so many people have that didn't know what they were doing. Yes, you do come off as being a bit unintelligent, but the really stupid thing to do would be to let this go by without doing something to insure you aren't back here in a couple months asking something else.